How Many Members of the Bush Administration Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Got this via the Super Info Conduit, Jeff Stein, of Hazardous Comedy Network.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One insider to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And finally a little knock-knock joke:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.

Cheers and wishing you a great day from The Reasonable Rant!