Monday, February 13, 2006

Mr. Cheney Apologizes for Hunting Accident

STATEMENT FROM THE VICE-PRESIDENT
DisAssociated Press
February 13, 2006

Washington- A clearly shaken Dick Cheney addressed reporters today from the East Wing of the White House, explaining the hunting accident of this past weekend.

The Vice-President, in explaining the accident, said, "I never ever meant to shoot Mr. Whittington, who's a dear friend. I was aiming for a Democrat and missed. Frankly, those liberals are pretty fast and you don't always get off the shot you want."

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