Friday, March 31, 2006

NOTES FOR CONVERTS

By Jane Smiley
Special to The Reasonable Rant

Bruce Bartlett, The Cato Institute, Andrew Sullivan, George Packer, William F. Buckley, Sandra Day O'Connor, Republican voters in Indiana and all the rest of you newly-minted dissenters from Bush's faith-based reality seem, right now, to be glorying in your outrage, which is always a pleasure and feels, at the time, as if it is having an effect, but those of us who have been anti-Bush from day 1 (defined as the day after the stolen 2000 election) have a few pointers for you that should make your transition more realistic.

1. Bush doesn't know you disagree with him. Nothing about you makes you of interest to George W. Bush once you no longer agree with and support him. No degree of relationship (father, mother, etc.), no longstanding friendly intercourse (Jack Abramoff), no degree of expertise (Brent Scowcroft), no essential importance (Tony Blair, American voters) makes any difference. There is nothing you have to offer that makes Bush want to know you once you have come to disagree with him. Your opinions and feelings now exist in a world entirely external to the mind of George W. Bush. You are now just one of those "polls" that he pays no attention to. When you were on his side, you thought that showed "integrity" on his part. It doesn't. It shows an absolute inability to learn from experience.

2. Bush doesn't care whether you disagree with him. As a man who has dispensed with the reality-based world, and is entirely protected by his handlers from feeling the effects of that world, he is indifferent to what you now think is real. Is the Iraq war a failure and a quagmire? Bush doesn't care. Is global warming beginning to affect us right now? So what. Have all of his policies with regard to Iran been misguided and counter-productive? He never thinks about it. You know that Katrina tape in which Bush never asked a question? It doesn't matter how much you know or how passionately you feel or, most importantly, what degree of disintegration you see around you, he's not going to ask you a question. You and your ideas are dead to him. You cannot change his mind. Nine percent of polled Americans would agree with attacking Iran right now. To George Bush, that will be a mandate, if and when he feels like doing it, because...

3. Bush does what he feels like doing and he deeply resents being told, even politely, that he ought to do anything else. This is called a "sense of entitlement". Bush is a man who has never been anywhere and never done anything, and yet he has been flattered and cajoled into being president of the United States through his connections, all of whom thought they could use him for their own purposes. He has a surface charm that appeals to a certain type of American man, and he has used that charm to claim all sorts of perks, and then to fail at everything he has ever done. He did not complete his flight training, he failed at oil investing, he was a front man and a glad-hander as a baseball owner. As the Governor of Texas, he originated one educational program that turned out to be a debacle; as the President of the US, his policies have constituted one screw-up after another. You have stuck with him through all of this, made excuses for him, bailed him out. From his point of view, he is perfectly entitled by his own experience to a sense of entitlement. Why would he ever feel the need to reciprocate? He's never had to before this.

4. President Bush is your creation. When the US Supreme Court humiliated itself in 2000 by handing the presidency to Bush even though two of the justices (Scalia and Thomas) had open conflicts of interest, you did not object. When the Bush administration adopted an "Anything but Clinton" policy that resulted in ignoring and dismissing all warnings of possible terrorist attacks on US soil, you went along with and made excuses for Bush. When the Bush administration allowed the corrupt Enron corporation to swindle California ratepayers and taxpayers in a last ditch effort to balance their books in 2001, you laughed at the Californians and ignored the links between Enron and the administration. When it was evident that the evidence for the war in Iraq was cooked and that State Department experts on the Middle East were not behind the war and so it was going to be run as an exercise in incompetence, you continued to attack those who were against the war in vicious terms and to defend policies that simply could not work. On intelligent design, global warming, doctoring of scientific results to reflect ideology, corporate tax giveaways, the K Street project, the illegal redistricting of Texas, torture at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, the Terry Schiavo fiasco, and the cronyism that led to the destruction of New Orleans you have failed to speak out with integrity or honesty, preferring power to truth at every turn.
Bush does what he wants because you have let him.

5. Tyranny is your creation. What we have today is the natural and inevitable outcome of ideas and policies you have promoted for the last generation. I once knew a guy who was still a Marxist in 1980. Whenever I asked him why Communism had failed in Russia and China, he said "Mistakes were made". He could not believe that Marxism itself was at fault, just as you cannot believe that the ideology of the unregulated free market has created the world we live in today. You are tempted to say: "Mistakes have been made", but in fact, psychologically and sociologically, no mistakes have been made. The unregulated free market has operated to produce a government in its own image. In an unregulated free market, for example, cheating is merely another sort of advantage that, supposedly, market forces might eventually "shake out" of the system. Of course, anyone with common sense understands that cheaters do damage that sometimes cannot be repaired before they are "shaken out", but according to the principles of the unregulated free market, the victims of that sort of damage are just out of luck and the damage that happens to them is just a sort of "culling". It is no accident that our government is full of cheaters--they learned how to profit from cheating when they were working in corporations that were using bribes, perks, and secret connections to cheat their customers of good products, their neighbors of healthy environmental conditions, their workers of workplace safety and decent paychecks. It was only when the corporations began cheating their shareholders that any of you squealed, but you should know from your own experience that the unregulated free market as a "level playing field" was the biggest laugh of the 20th century. No successful company in the history of capitalism has ever favored open competition. When you folks pretended, in the eighties, that you weren't using the ideology of the free market to cover your own manipulations of the playing field to your own advantage, you may have suckered yourselves, and even lots of American workers, but observers of capitalism since Adam Smith could have told you it wasn't going to work.

And then there was the way you used racism and religious intolerance to gain and hold onto power. Nixon was cynical about it--taking the party of Lincoln and reaching out to disaffected southern racists, drumming up a backlash against the Civil Rights movement for the sake of votes, but none of you has been any less vicious. Racism might have died an unlamented death in this country, but you kept it alive with phrases like "welfare queen" and your resistance to affirmative action and taxation for programs to help people in our country with nothing, or very little. You opted not to take the moral high ground and recognize that the whole nation would be better off without racism, but rather to increase class divisions and racial divisions for the sake of your own comfort, pleasure, and profit. You have used religion in exactly the same way. Instead of strongly defending the constitutional separation of church and state, you have encouraged radical fundamentalist sects to believe that they can take power in the US and mold our secular government to their own image, and get rich doing it. The US could have become a moderating force in what seems now to be an inevitable battle among the three monotheistic Abrahamic religions, but you have made that impossible by flattering and empowering our own violent and intolerant Christian right.

You have created an imperium, heedless of the most basic wisdom of the Founding Fathers--that at the very least, no man is competent enough or far-seeing enough to rule imperially. Checks and balances were instituted by Madison, Jefferson, Franklin, and the rest of them not because of some abstract distrust of power, but because they had witnessed the screw-ups and idiocies of unchecked power. You yourselves have demonstrated the failures of unchecked power--in an effort to achieve it, you have repeatedly contravened the expressed wishes of most Americans, who favor a moderate foreign policy, reasonable domestic programs, a goverrnment that works, environmental preservation, women's rights to contraception, abortion, and a level playing field. Somehow you thought you could mold the imperium to reflect your wishes, but guess what--that's what an imperium is--one man rule. If you fear the madness of King George, you have no recourse if you've given up the checks and balances that you inherited and that were meant to protect you.

Your ideas and your policies have promoted selfishness, greed, short-term solutions, bullying, and pain for others. You have looked in the faces of children and denied the existence of a "common good". You have disdained and denied the idea of "altruism". At one time, our bureaucracy was full of people who had gone into government service or scientific research for altruistic reasons--I knew, because I knew some of them. You have driven them out and replaced them with vindictive ignoramuses. You have lied over and over about your motives, for example, making laws that hurt people and calling it "originalist interpretations of the Constitution" (conveniently ignoring the Ninth Amendment). You have increased the powers of corporations at the expense of every other sector in the nation and actively defied any sort of regulation that would require these corporations to treat our world with care and respect. You have made economic growth your deity, and in doing so, you have accelerated the power of the corporations to destroy the atmosphere, the oceans, the ice caps, the rainforests, and the climate. You have produced CEOs in charge of lots of resources and lots of people who have no more sense of reciprocity or connection or responsibility than George W. Bush.

Now you are fleeing him, but it's only because he's got the earmarks of a loser. Your problem is that you don't know why he's losing. You think he's made mistakes. But no. He's losing because the ideas that you taught him and demonstrated for him are bad ideas, self-destructive ideas, and even suicidal ideas. And they are immoral ideas. You should be ashamed of yourselves because not only have your ideas not worked to make the world a better place, they were inhumane and cruel to begin with, and they have served to cultivate and excuse the inhumane and cruel character traits of those who profess them.

6. As Bad as Bush is, Cheney is Worse.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Bush Foolishly Vows to Defend Israel


Bush's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Take today, for instance.

Today, Bush made a statement that America would use "military might" to defend our 'strong ally' Israel. Now, nevermind that our strong 'ally' has been caught spying on us at least twice. Never mind that our strong ally attacked the US navy ship Liberty in the Six Day War of 1967 where 34 sailors were killed to hide Israel's activities in the war, an attack that was glossed over by our own government for political reasons. The fact is that American presidents have assiduously avoided overtly pledging to defend Israel for decades. This was part of the regional balancing act necessary to maintain Israel's alliance with our need for Arab oil.

I really can't imagine how pissed off the Sheiks in Saudi Arabia and UAE are right now. And how REALLY pissed off the poor commoners are there, the ones who absolutely hate Israel. The sheiks may be pissed to hear this but want to ignore it, but the populace won't like it and, in case no one's noticed, the autocratic monarchies are all being severely pressured by fundamentalist revolutionary forces. For the Sheiks' sake, Bush would be wise to just SHUT THE HELL UP about this. You stupid little man, don't make them cut back on oil production to spite us!

The man really is a pox on everything he touches.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Quote, Unquote

“Iraq (Mesopotamia) is a sinister, pestilential land. Not only has she devoured her own empires and kingdoms born of the soil, Ur of the Chaldees, the Assyrian Niveneh, three dynasties of Babylon, Ctesiphon of the Chosres; she has laid her blight on the greatest Empires of the West. It was in the malarious swamps of the Euphrates that Alexander caught the fever that cut short his life; it was at Ctesiphon that Julian and his Roman legions lost the Empire in the East.”

-Edmund Chandler, 1919

Thursday, March 16, 2006

DANGEROUSLY STUPID



OUR BUSH PROBLEM MUST BE DEALT WITH

Okay, it's time for Mommy and Daddy to have a talk. It's time for the 'grown-ups' in America to have a discussion about little Georgie.

This guy has simply got to go.

It started a few weeks ago, this truly profound sense of unease George W. Bush gives me as it applies to my country, to America. It really started to settle in when he wanted, desperately wanted, to hand over the keys to the 6 biggest ports in America to a company owned by an Arab country that gave money to Osama bin Laden.

I voted for Bush in 2000, but only because I didn't like Al Gore and because I'd voted Republican in every election for every candidate since Reagan. And because I'd been brain-washed by the Right and it's voices, the Hannities and Limbaughs, to believe everything Democrat was bad. But sometime before the invasion of Iraq, I registered Democrat. I was a Deaniac because Dean was the only one saying true things, opposing the invasion and Bush in general. When Kerry botched the campaign enough that Bush could fraudulently finish him off by stealing a few thousand votes in Ohio, I knew we'd be in for a rough one. But, still, it could in large part be chalked up to politics. But not anymore.

The longer George W. Bush is in office, the greater the damage done to the country.

The longer George W. Bush is in office, the greater the chance of some serious calamity befalling us. A catastrophe.

Everything the man touches is horribly botched.

As many know, when he was a private businessman, he was a private screw-up who managed to run three companies into the ground.

Then, he got elected and became a public screw-up.

Look, despite being warned a full month in advance, he allowed planes to crash into the Towers and the Pentagon and a lot of people to get killed.

After that, the stupid little man ginned up a war all the smart people warned him about in a land that's never been easy on the occupier, from the Byzantines to the British. He and his people said the war would be a cakewalk and that the "Mission was Accomplished", but American soldiers are still there dying and our money being pissed away. And now Iraq will soon completely explode into civil war and become the world's foremost terrorist factory with exports to a place near you. And I don't feel, I honestly don't feel, George W. Bush will keep us safe.

A hurrican went rolling across New Orleans and the moron was briefed and never asked a question, then went on to lie about all the help he'd offer, help that's yet to come to the Big Easy. So, on his watch, Bush has allowed one of America's great cities to, essentially, wither away by not hastily throwing EVERY available resource into saving it.

It's at times I ask myself: What does Bush DO all day? Does he screw around on on his computer, down-loading porn or reading baseball articles? He seems to get nothing GOOD done. What's he doing all day?

Okay, so after standing by while New Orleans drowned, Bush launched the costliest new social-net program since LBJ, the new Medicare, and it's a MASSIVE botch. Tragically botched. Senior citizens can't get prescriptions for LIFE-SAVING DRUGS filled because of snafus, independent pharmacists aren't getting repaid and are close to going out of business and states like California, already in serious budget crises, are racking up HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars in costs that aren't being covered, for whatever reason, by the federal program. Who the fuck designed this program? Kevin and Britney from Chaotic?

And this guy, this guy's just WRECKING our economy, whatever the bleeping FOX News talking heads would tell you. Bush claims it's tax cuts that have stimulated the economy. Bull. The economy's growth is due entirely to money being borrowed from foreign countries as our deficit spirals out of control. Saying the economy's improving is like claiming you've found a new way to heat your home for free. By burning the furniture.

He runs roughshod over the Constitution, that great document that IS America. America is an idea, not a place, and he wants to destroy that idea. Imprisoning people with charge. Secretly surveilling us, invading our homes without warrants. Torturing people. He's turning Us into Them.

Now this idiot wants to attack/invade Iran? That can't happen, okay? No way. For purely selfish reasons, it can't happen because I don't want to pay $5 a gallon for gas, which is what we'd face should Bush start another war. Minimum. And it can't happen because we cannot afford to bleed more soldiers and treasure in that part of the world. The man is wearing out the army, the treasury and the country.

He's running America into the ground.

I could go on and on, but I'm gonna move directly to the solution.

Bush must be removed from office. Impeachment, imprisonment or by'other' means, for the good of our great country, he must be removed and soon.

It is time the George W. Bush problem is dealt with.

If not, I truly fear for America.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Dream a Little Dream


This phoney TIME cover is not as wishful as one might think. Should the Democrats regain Congress in the upcoming elections (better than 50/50 chance) they will then have the power to launch REAL INVESTIGATIONS into the Bush administration's activities. We're talking "Tip of the Iceberg" stuff here, folks. For every scandal that's already been uncovered, there are 4 more still unknown. And the ones we know about are far worse. In fact, if the Democrats win Congress and have the cajones to pursue it, Bush stands the real chance of GOING TO PRISON. What a win that would be. For the world's foremost democracy to put its money where its mouth is and prove that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW in a land GOVERNED NOT BY MEN BUT LAWS.

King George: Resolutely Despotical


A fragmented quote from the Associated Press:

Bush shrugged off the poll numbers in an interview with ABC News yesterday. "If I worried about polls, I would be -- I wouldn't be doing my job," he said before leaving Washington for a trip to India and Pakistan. "And, look, I fully understand that when you do hard things, it creates consternation at times. And, you know, I've been up in the polls and I've been down in the polls. You know, it's just part of life in the modern era."
Uh, sir? You are NOT a king. You are an elected (in your case, sort of elected, given the fraudulent Ohio and Florida results) an elected official tasked by The People to do The People's Work. That said, sir, it would seem prudent you worry about the polls given they measure the Will of The People. OUR will, sir, not yours. You know, George, it seems we must remind you for who it is you work. Us. The People. The AMERICAN PEOPLE. You are but the rudder on the ship of state and WE THE PEOPLE are that ship's captain and you'd be wise to turn this steer this great ship of state whither we tell you.

George? Let me put it plainly so you might understand:

Sit down, shut up and listen to what we tell you.